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It's knowing that when I get up in the morning and my feet hit the floor, the Devil says, "Shit! He's awake!"
Shortly before World War I, the German Kaiser was the guest of the Swiss government to observe military maneuvers. The Kaiser asked a Swiss militiaman: "You are 500,000 and you shoot well, but if we attack with 1,000,000 men what will you do?" The soldier replied: "We will shoot twice and go home."
"There are so many Russians, and our country so small, where will we find room to bury them all?" - anonymous Finnish soldier
That's some serious anatomy in that 101 class. Thanks for posting this up, I've actually wanted to see about going hog hunting the next time I made a trip to Texas to visit my family. Now I really wanna go.